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I have tickets to Depeche Mode and Fall Out Boy! And NEIL GAIMAN!!! This will truly be a wonderful year.

Writer's Block: Girl Scouts' Day
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What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie flavor?

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Thin Mints, duh. Is there any other flavor?

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Why Jenn shouldn't have a gun, Vol I.
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We've moved to a state with pretty lax gun laws. I mean, they're strict, but a cakewalk compared to NY gun laws. So now Shane owns two guns. He wanted me to learn to shoot. My parents were anti-gun hippies, really, and I've always grown up with the idea that guns are bad and dangerous.

He took me to the gun range and tried to teach me how to shoot. I cried when he loaded the gun, I cried when he fired it to show me how to do it, I cried when he handed me the gun, and I cried when I fired it. Something tells ME that handing a sobbing woman a gun is not the best idea. Apparently I am wrong, though.

I fire the gun a few times and never stop crying. Then a casing strikes the ceiling, ricochets back down and INTO my eye protection and burns my eyelid. BURNS IT. Now I'm crying from pain and fear. When it does it again and I am burned ON THE EYELID a second time, I tell I him that I really give up, I don't want to do it again.

Now I have a big burn scab on my eyelid. I feel like this is my dad's way of telling me I shouldn't be firing a gun.

The salesman and Shane tried to interest me in a handgun suitable for ladies that can be concealed in my purse. A huge selling point for them was that it wouldn't catch on anything and I could fire it through my purse. I just thank them for the information, while privately musing that there's no way I'd ever shoot through my purse and ruin it.

(I suppose if I were in some sort of situation where I NEEDED a gun, I'd be grateful. But honestly, I'm so uneasy around them that it's safer if I not have one.)

Writer's Block: Love Me Tender
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What is your favorite Elvis Presley song?

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I have so many! There really isn't an Elvis song I don't like. I find it hard to convince my family that I'm really not a huge Elvis fan, when I got all excited about the station on Sirius/XM that plays him all the time. And I had an Elvis jacket in high school. And I have a set of Elvis stamps matted and framed. And...

Writer's Block: Bless you!
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What are you allergic to?

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Dog saliva, certain breeds of dog, and Lortab.

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Writer's Block: It’s about to get hairy
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Do you like beards, goatees or mustaches? Why or why not?

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NO! Absolutely NO facial hair. I can't stand it. Luckily, the Army forbids it, so I have a reason to gripe at Shane all the time. But now Ed is growing a beard...so I have two battles to fight, lol.

Hello? Anyone?
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I've been gone a really long time. I was going through something intense, and I needed to get my head straight. It was just easier to avoid being here.

I was diagnosed with cancer in spring. In the fall, I was diagnosed with diverticulitis. I've been in and out of the hospital, and I had my (hopefully) last surgery about a month ago.

I just wanted to come back here and let you know I haven't fallen off the face of the Earth, I've just been ill.

I have been keeping up to date on everyone, though, just sitting here lurking!

I hope to get back into the swing of things soon.
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